Geordie temperature chart
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> The latest invention from Newcastle...
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> 50 Degrees. Southerners turn on their heating. Geordies plant
their gardens.
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> 40 Degrees. Southerners shiver uncontrollably. Geordies Sunbathe.
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> 30 Degrees. Southern cars will not start. Geordies drive with
their windows down
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> 20 Degrees. Southerners wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
Geordies throw a t-shirt on (Girls start wearing mini-skirts)
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> 10 Degrees. Southerners begin to Evacuate. Geordies go swimming in
the North Sea.
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> Zero degrees. Southern landlords turn up the heat. Geordies have the
last barbecue before it gets cold.
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> Minus 10 Degrees. Southerners cease to exist. Geordies throw on a
lightweight jacket.
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> Minus 80 Degrees. Polar bears wonder if it> '> s worth it. Geordie
Boy scouts start wearing long trousers.
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> Minus 100 Degrees. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Geordies put
on their long johns.
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> Minus 173 Degrees. Alcohol freezes. Geordies become frustrated
because the pubs are shut.
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> Minus 297 Degrees. Microbiological life starts to disappear. The
cows on Newcastle town moor complain of vets with cold hands.
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> Minus 460 Degrees. All atomic motion stops. Geordies start to stamp
their feet and blow on their hands.
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> Minus 500 Degrees. Hell freezes over> ...> ...> ...> .Sunderland
qualify for Europe.
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A chuckle at southerners...and mackems..
Started by Blistered Baz, Mar 07 2006 10:48 AM
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Posted 07 March 2006 - 10:48 AM
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im here....
Posted 08 March 2006 - 11:58 AM
Blistered Baz, on Mar 7 2006, 10:48 AM, said:
Geordie temperature chart
>
> The latest invention from Newcastle...
>
>
> 50 Degrees. Southerners turn on their heating. Geordies plant
their gardens.
>
> 40 Degrees. Southerners shiver uncontrollably. Geordies Sunbathe.
>
> 30 Degrees. Southern cars will not start. Geordies drive with
their windows down
>
> 20 Degrees. Southerners wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
Geordies throw a t-shirt on (Girls start wearing mini-skirts)
>
> 10 Degrees. Southerners begin to Evacuate. Geordies go swimming in
the North Sea.
>
> Zero degrees. Southern landlords turn up the heat. Geordies have the
last barbecue before it gets cold.
>
> Minus 10 Degrees. Southerners cease to exist. Geordies throw on a
lightweight jacket.
>
> Minus 80 Degrees. Polar bears wonder if it> '> s worth it. Geordie
Boy scouts start wearing long trousers.
>
> Minus 100 Degrees. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Geordies put
on their long johns.
>
> Minus 173 Degrees. Alcohol freezes. Geordies become frustrated
because the pubs are shut.
>
> Minus 297 Degrees. Microbiological life starts to disappear. The
cows on Newcastle town moor complain of vets with cold hands.
>
> Minus 460 Degrees. All atomic motion stops. Geordies start to stamp
their feet and blow on their hands.
>
> Minus 500 Degrees. Hell freezes over> ...> ...> ...> .Sunderland
qualify for Europe.
>
> The latest invention from Newcastle...
>
>
> 50 Degrees. Southerners turn on their heating. Geordies plant
their gardens.
>
> 40 Degrees. Southerners shiver uncontrollably. Geordies Sunbathe.
>
> 30 Degrees. Southern cars will not start. Geordies drive with
their windows down
>
> 20 Degrees. Southerners wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
Geordies throw a t-shirt on (Girls start wearing mini-skirts)
>
> 10 Degrees. Southerners begin to Evacuate. Geordies go swimming in
the North Sea.
>
> Zero degrees. Southern landlords turn up the heat. Geordies have the
last barbecue before it gets cold.
>
> Minus 10 Degrees. Southerners cease to exist. Geordies throw on a
lightweight jacket.
>
> Minus 80 Degrees. Polar bears wonder if it> '> s worth it. Geordie
Boy scouts start wearing long trousers.
>
> Minus 100 Degrees. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Geordies put
on their long johns.
>
> Minus 173 Degrees. Alcohol freezes. Geordies become frustrated
because the pubs are shut.
>
> Minus 297 Degrees. Microbiological life starts to disappear. The
cows on Newcastle town moor complain of vets with cold hands.
>
> Minus 460 Degrees. All atomic motion stops. Geordies start to stamp
their feet and blow on their hands.
>
> Minus 500 Degrees. Hell freezes over> ...> ...> ...> .Sunderland
qualify for Europe.
not all us southerners are wimps you know....
im a southerner and proud of it
Some people are like slinkies,not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs
